imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

© Liz Climo

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

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quizillla:

holy shit

quizillla:

holy shit

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

and finally

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canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

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dudewheresmypie:

Déjà vu?

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